Reason 34052893 to love Firefly: Every once in a while, something really beautiful slips through and you really get to see the genius of Joss Whedon at work.
When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere
This actually happens
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
I’m laughing so hard oh my god
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.
She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness!
yes yes yes and yes
deal with it
gravity is a thing
i AM LITERALLY ONLY REBLOGGING FOR THE SHY TITS RUNNING INTO UR ARMPITS SENTENCe
Yes, unless the girl has implants, then they look rounder and don’t sag.
flawless commentary, A++ would learn again
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS
We don’t talk about it because we’re too busy sobbing over it.
This is one movie that makes me cry EVERYTIME. Last time I watched it I cried for 45 minutes
I cannot. Even.
Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do? This is absolutely absurd. Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect. Think this is photoshopped? I got it from the CNN website. It’s completely true. Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources. This President is absolutely worthless.
Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their Commander in Chief. The man next to them is the Prime Minister of Hungary. It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there. This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect. To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM. The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.
Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.
also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:
Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.
But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.
OP postin’ some Fox news Facebook level shit.
I’m pretty sure that’s not Prime Minister Orban, but I agree with everything.
It’s Turkey’s prime minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, but yes to this post.
Neil Degrasse Tyson (via always-blorft)
As always, Neil fucking nails it.